WTF?
You may address your questions to the People's Commissar of Hero Awareness.
Ummm, the domain name?
It's the most effective way to communicate that Kristen Henderson is my hero even though she uses Macs. The chances of visitors bookmarking the site has now also exponentially increased thanks to the domain name.
Why aren't the other band members of Antigone Rising considered "hero" worthy?
The People's Commissar of Hero Awareness mathematically deduced that Kristen's name was the longest (by 2 letters),
hence would need the most help in raising awareness of her hero status and is therefore, by default,
the most worthy of the domain name. The abilities of other band members to turn on a computer locate a website on the vast interweb were also in question.
Is Kristen Henderson a communist?
No. Settle down, McCarthy.
Is the People's Commissar of Hero Awareness a communist?
No. The People's Commissar of Hero Awareness supports whichever party is willing to host their convention aboard a pirate ship.
What's with the communist motifs then?
No one worships a hero like a good commie and well, this is a hero site so you have to learn from the best. You are not truly respecting your hero until your pores are oozing with communist optimism. Having already learned
to appreciate the U.S. Women's National Soccer Team and Jo Polniaczek moments, it's only natural
to move on to appreciating good hero worshipping techniques as pioneered by the Soviet Constructivists.
Besides, it's a good exercise that will come in handy down the road later, perhaps to claim that
illusive yellow wedge in Trivia Pursuit.
What exactly is the People's Commissar of Hero Awareness?
When you study history or political science, you always encounter these bureaucratic entities
with long, winded names that are usually strange euphamisms, like the "Drug Czar", "Ideological
Department of the Central Committee of the Soviet Communist Party", "Propaganda and Agitation
Department", or "Homeland Security". Whether it's a republic, a monarchy, an empire, a fascist
state, or a dictatorship, you can always count on international party leaders to come up with such hit
titles. Not one to miss out on a good party, the cacophonous title of People's Commissar of Hero
Awareness was born.
How does one become the People's Commissar of Hero Awareness?
It's a self-appointed lifetime gig and it's already taken so...piss off.
What does it mean by the Revolution is in SAP where available?
To better serve our large constituency of Spanish speaking comrades, certain segments of the Revolution has been enhanced with SAP, Secondary Audio Programming. To access SAP translations, look for the (SAP) links.
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