KRISTEN HENDERSON RALLIES
Comrades, join us in our state-wide rallies to commemorate Kristen Henderson "hero worthy" moments, even though she uses Macs!
Traveling Circus Clowns
(December 31, 2003)
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Kristen Henderson hates clowns, just the basics we all know to be true. That is why in this Kristen Henderson Rally, we shall highlight the juxtoposition of the said fact with her appearance on the Traveling Circus cd.
Ever seen Cirque du Soleil? The circus is teeming with interesting characters. Kristen should know. She's from France. 
Of all the possibilities to pick from with a circus theme, Kristen chose to immortalize herself as a clown, one being chased by a scary clown with a horn no less. This is significant because musicians are defined by their music catalogue (unless your name is Britney Spears) so Kristen has essentially cemented her worst fjears along with her band's legacy. When people mention Traveling Circus twenty years down the road, she will still be a clown being chased by a scary clown. It's permanently inked, forever frozen in time. This demonstrates extreme courage or poor oversight. Since heroes are not capable of poor oversight, we shall rally around her clownish courage to immortalize her worst fjears!
Scary Clown by Vintavius Caesar