AR Donkey Konga Commercial
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KRISTEN HENDERSON RALLIES
Comrades, join us in our state-wide rallies to commemorate Kristen Henderson "hero worthy" moments, even though she uses Macs!
Donkey Konga
(2005)
When not engaged in a conversation about burning porn shops with the People's Commissar of Hero Awareness, our hero Kristen Henderson sometimes changes topics to other important worldly matters, like Super Mario Bros 2. Kristen and Mario follow similar paths of glory as they both represent the hopes and dreams of the common folks. Mario is apparently a communist fighting the Red fight in overthrowing the oppressive yoke of King Koopa. It makes sense they hold such a close bond.
After one such discussion about the unlikely plumber hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, I brought up another game called Donkey Konga. As we all know, not only is Kristen a hero to all air guitarists of the Motherland, and even those in Guam, she also plays a mean bongo, an essential element of Donkey Konga gameplay. After some difficulty trying to explain the game, I had hoped to google an image of Donkey Konga to visually aid my descriptions but stumbled onto a hilarious Japanese commercial with a very excited screaming narrator instead. It's only natural to modify the commercial and put our hero up to the test against the drummer Dena Tauriello to fight for the people's hearts in the percussion section. The power of Red compels you to overcome the seksi teal!
This Kristen Henderson Rally commemorates not only another epic battle on behalf of the Red front, but also the hero-worthy value of not taking oneself too seriously. The People's Commissar of Hero Awareness acknowledges the success of our hero in infiltrating such ridiculous content into the ranks of the often humorless aristocracy!
SE CHUNDAAAAA!!!
Famous last words: One more game